you are a concept of a man and of an object

communistkenobi:

a good bit people do on here is leave wildly incendiary comments on a post and then get really upset when op is rude to them

reapersynth:

louisegluckpdf:

ohhhh my god you think beer tastes like piss? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite black cherry white claw

gjjuddmk2:

garmonbozine:

They’re calling it “dark autism”

cafffine:

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

jooferslannister:

ellieohno:

funnytwittertweets:

cryptotheism:

Bro is looking fecund

aflo:

aflo:
talking leftist politics with the cute electrician at work… slay

handsmotif:

handsmotif:
call me microwave the way i edge her
microsoft.

joaniejustwokeup:

teaboot:
Hey weird question but what happens if you put two reasonably likeable anthropologists of wildly different cultures together in the same room? Do they study each other? CAN they? Is it like an infinite conversational feedback loop? I’m imagining two dogs eternally sniffing each others butts at the park

aflo:

i don’t give a fuck anymore im not closing these notifications. once my entire dashboard is covered with Processing the media for your post… i will quietly shut down my phone and close my eyes forever

hoverman0:

no one takes me out for mini golf becaause all the holes close up when they see im there and they have to shut the place down for months to get them to open again

pointless-achievements:

escuerzoresucitado:
Achievement Unlocked:
Not Quite What I’d Hoped
Get your meat sucked